I have invented a new term for people like
Robert, but I think he's the only one. Anyway,
its "Troikis Pher Siplidious." Which means
something in another language. A language
that I made up, so really there is no point to
this testimonial. Except, I enjoy practicing my
typing skills. Also, robert is my twin. We were
separated at birth. It just happened to be two
years apart. I came out first. I was like, "see
you buddy and I tied him up in there for a
whole two years and two months, with part of
the uterine lining. He was all like "no, don't
leave me here man!" Luckily there was a
constant supply of food because our mother
continued to eat. Then when they finally pryed
him loose, I was there and I was like (laughing)
"ha, ha, sucker." To this day he has never
gotten me back and still holds the world
record for longest time in the woom. In fact
this image is from his current revisiting there.
dkurtz-thesputter.com
It's true, Robert is a talented comedy
writer, but he comedy wrote a totally
lame testimonial for me about everyone
"thinks I'm gay". Cmon, Robert, what is
this 8th grade? You can do better than
that. For example look at my hilarious
response. Then to hammer his humor in
again he wrote another one about how I'm
not gay, you know to flesh out the
comedic world he had created in which
everyone believes that I am gay. Which
forced me to respond by further fleshing
out the world in which everyone believes
Robert has something resembling a pussy.
Unfortunately it was not nessecary for
me to do that as the first testimonial
was funny enough alone & I feel the
second one didn't work out as well as I
had hoped. So thanks alot Robert, for
forcing me to ruin the comedic world I
had created. Asshole. Bjork sux.
mr kurtzenfelder's ability to make me
laugh is only outdone by his ability to
make me do stupid things on film or
video or video-film. god bless puddin
wrastlin'.
Robert in turn is afraid of me.
However dysfunctional this pseudo
friendship may seem, it works.
He has a funny moment or two as well,
so I smile more than grimace at him.
Except of course when he is being a
stunt driver with his SUV into working
peoples cars.
He above all is someone I think is
rather pretty when I'm Drunk.
Robert, but I think he's the only one. Anyway,
its "Troikis Pher Siplidious." Which means
something in another language. A language
that I made up, so really there is no point to
this testimonial. Except, I enjoy practicing my
typing skills. Also, robert is my twin. We were
separated at birth. It just happened to be two
years apart. I came out first. I was like, "see
you buddy and I tied him up in there for a
whole two years and two months, with part of
the uterine lining. He was all like "no, don't
leave me here man!" Luckily there was a
constant supply of food because our mother
continued to eat. Then when they finally pryed
him loose, I was there and I was like (laughing)
"ha, ha, sucker." To this day he has never
gotten me back and still holds the world
record for longest time in the woom. In fact
this image is from his current revisiting there.
dkurtz-thesputter.com
writer, but he comedy wrote a totally
lame testimonial for me about everyone
"thinks I'm gay". Cmon, Robert, what is
this 8th grade? You can do better than
that. For example look at my hilarious
response. Then to hammer his humor in
again he wrote another one about how I'm
not gay, you know to flesh out the
comedic world he had created in which
everyone believes that I am gay. Which
forced me to respond by further fleshing
out the world in which everyone believes
Robert has something resembling a pussy.
Unfortunately it was not nessecary for
me to do that as the first testimonial
was funny enough alone & I feel the
second one didn't work out as well as I
had hoped. So thanks alot Robert, for
forcing me to ruin the comedic world I
had created. Asshole. Bjork sux.
laugh is only outdone by his ability to
make me do stupid things on film or
video or video-film. god bless puddin
wrastlin'.
Robert's crotch is a pussy. It isn't...
it's something else.